I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
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When you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out by accident
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i am three years behind in my math homework
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imagine your icon having sex with the expression they currently have
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So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
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Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITHACCURATE
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One time this guy in my science class asked me how to spell DNA
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